laura ells

nemo enim fere saltat sobrius, nisi forte insanit.


art student (post matriculation), aspiring wordsmith, pop culture enthusiast, cat owner, obsessive mahjong player, among other things.

christmas music

the store where I work has been playing christmas music since november 1st. at first it was just one song every 5 or so non-christmas songs. but now that is over. for a whole week it has been the opposite, only instead of catching a break every 5 or so songs, I swear it is probably 10. and this is tough. to make it even worse, there is no variety. every day I hear “sleigh ride,” “let it snow,” “santa clause is coming to town,” “the man with the bag,” “rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,” “have yourself a merry little christmas,” white christmas,” “all I want for christmas is my two front teeth,” “so this is christmas,” and “santa baby” at least 5 times a day. and a number of those have different versions that play. sometimes one after another. and during my break if I choose to leave the store, which I usually do, there is christmas music playing on the loud speaker of the outdoor plaza. saturday night I felt like screaming because I thought my head was going to explode. but there were a lot of people walking by. I don’t think I can last another month. I will go crazy.

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retail work christmas music torture